OK, there's a fellow who is an avid golfer. Actually he's a golf
fanatic. Every Saturday morning he has an early tee time, gets up very early and
golfs all day long.


Well this one Saturday morning, he gets up early, dresses quietly, gets
his clubs out of the closet, and goes out to his car to drive to the course.
It is raining a torrential downpour. There is snow mixed with the rain
and the wind is blowing 50 mph.



He comes back into the house and turns the
TV to the weather channel. From there he finds it's going to be bad weather
all day long.

So he puts his clubs back into the closet, quietly undresses and slips
back into bed where he cuddles up to his wife's back, and whispers, "The
weather out there is terrible." To which she replies, "Can you believe my stupid
husband is out golfing?"